- I am the plane that brought you out of the clouds and storms. You shall have no other plane but me.
- Thou shalt not idolize any plane with the “wings on top.”
- Remember the EAA breakfast and keep it holy.
- Honor thy flight instructor.
- Thou shalt not take the FAA in vain.
- Thou shalt not crash.
- Thou shalt not buzz the tower.
- Thou shalt not siphon thy neighbor’s fuel.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s airplane.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s hanger.
Isn’t there one, “Thou shall maintain thy altitude, lest the Earth arise and smite thee.”?