Parents of the world, untie, er, unite! You have a duty! Bend your childrens’ brains. Warp the minds of your neighbors’ children. Share the insane joy of Monty Python, those paragons of parenting advice, at the official Monty Python channel on YouTube.
Are your kiddies too namby-pamby? Do they do as they are told too often? Are you tired of never having to tell them twice that it’s bed time? Do they (I’m sorry to have to say this on a public web site) always eat their vegetables? There’s hope: send them to the argument clinic.
I have heard that some children actually sing in the shower. Not only that, but they do it badly. Even here, Monty Python can help with a lovely voice lesson sprinkled with a healthy does of respect for differing lifestyles. You guessed it, these children need to hear the lumberjack song.
There’s much more, of course.
Somebody has too much time on his hands. Go back to work.
All three of my children can sing / quote the entire Monty Python TV show canon plus Holy Grail and a portion of Fawlty Towers. The oldest is only 17.
P.S. ThinkGeek has great Python t-shirts and even some plush toys, like a pull-apart Black Knight and the rabbit guarding the cave of Caerbannog.