Romance baffles me. Hey, I’m a guy; what do you expect (not that gals do much better, from my scientific conclusions gleaned from watching Sex and the City). Fortunately, the universe is conspiring to point me in the right direction with both visual and audio clues. First, the visual from xkcd.com:
It’s such a relief to know how to relate to
Cheryl Cindy Candie Candy when I get home tonight. I love the internet!