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Subject: FAA NPRM
NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)
Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c)
Preface – As for the first part of the last part, see Section V, the Administrator may be a him or a her, but shall not discriminate about an it, at which time the last part of the first part, see Section I, shall apply. If so, then the last part of the middle part, see Section II, is waived, and the three (3) day notice, in writing, shall not be made in writing, but shall, upon the discretion of the Administrator be rewritten in accordance with Section III. Such rewrite is not to be construed at any time to mean that the rewrite will enable further comprehension, but rather that any comprehension may be a basis for certificate action against the writer as shall be determined by the Administrator.
Section I – No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator.
Section II – If a pilot, or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.
Section III – Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.
Section IV – The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.
