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Why Pilot’s Prefer Airplanes to Women

July 14, 2007 Art Zemon

  • Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
  • Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
  • Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”
  • Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.
  • Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
  • Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
  • Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
  • Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
  • Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.
  • Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
  • Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
  • Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
  • Airplanes expect to be tied down.
  • Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
  • Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
  • However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.

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