As a home office worker, I about fell out of my chair when I read this list from TopFive.com
- Unlike your co-workers, your kids are smart enough not to buy your cover story of “naughty copier elves” when they find your butt-scans.
- Every office has at least one total a-hole, and you’re the only one there. You do the math.
- Productivity has dropped now that you are the target of your sexual-harrassment shenanigans, as you’re having to take multiple masturbation breaks a day.
- Distracted by all the weeds, horses and wide-open spaces, you just nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
- Your wife is starting to resent being referred to as “that slut in Accounting.”
If you like this list, go check out TopFive.com for more great humor.
