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Happy Passover from the R&D Institute for Intelligent Robotic Systems (and Me)

March 24, 2010 Art Zemon

May this passover find you free from all bondage and from anything which keeps you from thoroughly enjoying life. L’chaim (to life)!

Fun, Judaism, Technology

My Lawn, Naturally

March 14, 2010 Art Zemon

I’ve got over 7,300 square feet of grass outside my house. Who knew? Not me, that’s for sure! Yesterday, I picked up a bag of Concern Weed Prevention Plus from Worm’s Way in Olivette, MO. I did that because, almost a year ago, our lawn care company stopped showing up to care for our lawn. […]

Ecology, Gardening

Server Backups are Important

March 6, 2010 Art Zemon

I got a frantic email from a friend this week. One of his subcontractors went crazy and trashed several of my friend’s clients’ web sites as well as my friend’s own business site. The police have been involved but much damage has already been done. I wish I had been hosting my friend’s sites. Had I […]

Recommendations, Safety, Software, Technology

Trouble’s Brewing

February 27, 2010 Art Zemon

I just read a shocking article in the paper about a newly available intoxicant. It starts on the front page and continues for almost the entirety of page A8. That’s a lot of words for our local rag. Here are a few quotes so you can understand why so many people are concerned: The clerk at […]

Government, Health, Safety

Around the Bend

February 20, 2010 Art Zemon

We just watched Around the Bend with Michael Caine, Christopher Walken and Josh Lucas. To say that it was way better than I expected would be a gross understatement. I  thoroughly enjoyed watching the family secrets slowly reveal, the characters slowly grow together, and the idiosyncrasies slowly resolve into sense. There were moments when I chuckled […]

Family, Movies

Lose Weight, Save Money

February 8, 2010 Art Zemon

I have dropped 24 pounds since last May, which makes me smile. Now, in addition to simply being smaller, I have two more reasons to smile. First, my last blood test for cholesterol levels came back with greatly improved numbers across the board. This means that I will likely be around longer to sponge off […]

Fun, Health

Griffin Up! Save Saab

January 30, 2010 Art Zemon

David promoting Saab on Fox 2

David, my younger son, co-organized the St. Louis Saab Convoy last weekend. Despite miserable weather, the St. Louis Swede Speed club got about 25 people to bring a dozen cars out for the St. Louis Save Saab Convoy, urging GM to sell Saab rather than close down the line. Fox 2 News even covered the […]

Family

199 Pounds!

January 17, 2010 Art Zemon

As anticipated on December 22, today I made it down to 199 pounds for the first time since, well, since heaven-only knows when! To the groans of all, I celebrate with another six word story: One hundred ninety nine pounds. Yipee!

Health, Six Word Stories

More Bandwidth Than a Station Wagon

January 14, 2010 Art Zemon

DEC RM03 disk drive

Back when I administered VAXen running BSD UNIX at FileNet, “just” 25 years ago or so, we didn’t have a high speed internet connection to use in transferring files between computers. I used a bank of Racal-Vadic 2400 baud modems to run UUCP and shuffle email and usenet articles around. With five modems in the […]

Internet, Technology

The Comfy Old Shirt

January 10, 2010 Art Zemon

Imagine it’s one of those lazy mornings when you don’t feel like doing much of anything. You woke up and shrugged into a comfy old shirt. You left your cuffs unbuttoned. The left half of your collar sticks up, since you never bothered to look in the mirror. As for the buttons down the front, […]

Fun, Philosophy

Goal Achieved!

December 22, 2009 Art Zemon

Today, I celebrate. Since I began exercising and eating less on Memorial Day, I have lost 20 pounds! First goal achieved. 🙂 Next goal, which should be pretty quick if the gods of metabolism cooperate: Weigh less than 200 pounds. I cannot remember the last time I weighed less than 200 pounds. After that, I […]

Health, Six Word Stories

Congrats, Boeing! 787 Dreamliner Flies

December 15, 2009 Art Zemon

Way to go Boeing!

Aviation

English Language Pet Peeves

December 8, 2009 Art Zemon

Quick rant on misuse of the English language. Neither “incent” nor “incentivise” are words. “Motivate” is a word. There is no verb form of “incentive.”

Communicating, Rants & Raves

Highlights of 350 Years of Science

December 1, 2009 Art Zemon

The Royal Society, as in The Royal Society of the UK, has been around for 350 years and is celebrating, in part, by making available highlights of scientific papers on its Trailblazing web site. It is a nicely done Flash timeline giving you easy access to papers such as Capt. James Cook’s report on preventing […]

Science

Don’t Get Ripped Off Playing Facebook Games

November 29, 2009 Art Zemon

I know that many of you like to play the games on Facebook. That’s definitely cool. What isn’t cool is when you get ripped off for real money in the process. Examples Of Scams: A typical scam: users are offered in game currency in exchange for filling out an IQ survey. Four simple questions are […]

Business, Safety

Find Flu Vaccine Near You

November 11, 2009 Art Zemon

Google has released a tool which may help you find a flu vaccine near you. Visit http://www.google.com/flushot or (soon) you can also visit www.flu.gov.

Health

Life, Six Words at a Time (Act IV)

November 5, 2009 Art Zemon

Four batches of six word stories, oy vay! I hope you are at least a tiny bit amused (and not too abused), even if only for the second or two that it takes you to read these. Genealogy: Research begat research begat research… Crash splatter! Who dunnit? Cat naps. Dog barks. Squirrel laughs. Yet again. […]

Fun, Six Word Stories

Life, Six Words at a Time (Act III)

November 4, 2009 Art Zemon

For better or worse, writing continues… Perhaps Twitter has it only partly right. Perhaps instead of 140 characters, we need to be limited to six words. “ARTHUR JOSEPH!” I’m in big trouble. Rejected by NaNoWriMo. Not novel enough. Morning walk. Trees rustle. World sparkles. I read another story. Friends groan.

Fun, Six Word Stories

Life, Six Words at a Time (Act II)

November 3, 2009 Art Zemon

My friend, Scott, is writing a novel. I’m just like him except I lack the talent, time, and patience to write a novel. But disregarding those tiny hindrances, I’m going to write a novel one of these days, too. Until then, I continue to offer my short short short stories for your gentle amusement: Run […]

Fun, Six Word Stories

Life, Six Words at a Time

November 2, 2009 Art Zemon

Being undiagnosed ADHD (who has the time or attention span to get properly diagnosed?), I am fascinated with the ultimate in concise literary expression: the six word story. My wife may be distressed at my latest obsession but, hapless you, I share a few of my more precious gems here: Face down on keyboard: Monday […]

Fun, Six Word Stories

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