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	<title>Cheerful Curmudgeon &#187; Fun</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Build Airplanes While Sleeping</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/12/14/dont-build-airplanes-while-sleeping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 03:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bede BD-4C]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I know that this keeps you awake at night, wondering whether or not you will be able to avoid building an airplane while asleep. Let me encourage you to persevere in your efforts. At all costs, strive to be awake when building your airplanes.</p> <p>Monday night, <a title="Rudder Ribs" href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/12/12/rudder-ribs/">I built a set of ribs [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know that this keeps you awake at night, wondering whether or not you will be able to avoid building an airplane while asleep. Let me encourage you to persevere in your efforts. At all costs, strive to be awake when building your airplanes.</p>
<p>Monday night, <a title="Rudder Ribs" href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/12/12/rudder-ribs/">I built a set of ribs for the rudder of my Bede BD-4C</a> and was very proud, indeed, of my accomplishment. Tuesday morning, before my coffee had sufficiently activated my brain, I double-checked my work by placing one of the ribs on the drawing for the top of the rudder. Here is the photo that I took.</p>
<div id="attachment_1648" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 525px"><a href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-13_07-12-57.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-1648" title="rib on drawing" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-13_07-12-57-1024x680.jpg" alt="Rudder rib on drawing of top of rudder" width="515" height="341" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Rudder rib on drawing of top of rudder</p></div>
<p>This had me very worried because, as you can see, the bolt near the rear (narrow end) of the rib is not really &#8220;in&#8221; the rib.</p>
<p>Tonight, being slightly more conscious, I realized that I have the rib too far forward (too far to the left) in the photograph above. It should be positioned about 3/4&#8243; farther back (to the right). When I do that, everything works beautifully, as you can see from this photo.</p>
<div id="attachment_1650" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 525px"><a href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-14_21-00-52-small.jpeg"><img class="size-large wp-image-1650" title="Rib and spacer in top of rudder" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2011-12-14_21-00-52-small-1024x270.jpg" alt="Rib in top of rudder with a paper template of the part which will go on top of it" width="515" height="135" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Rib in top of rudder with a paper template of the part which will go on top of it</p></div>
<p>The rib extends well past the bolt so all will be well. I suppose I will never become a &#8220;morning person.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>AirVenture 2011</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/08/05/airventure-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 12:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Aviation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you like things that fly, get thee to Oshkosh, Wisconsin for <a href="http://airventure.org/" target="_blank">AirVenture</a>. Here are some of the photos that I took this year. (Click through to the <a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Aviation/AirVenture-2011/18320258_smNwfK" target="_blank">photo album</a> for larger images or if you cannot see the slideshow here.)</p> <p></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you like things that fly, get thee to Oshkosh, Wisconsin for <a href="http://airventure.org/" target="_blank">AirVenture</a>. Here are some of the photos that I took this year. (Click through to the <a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Aviation/AirVenture-2011/18320258_smNwfK" target="_blank">photo album</a> for larger images or if you cannot see the slideshow here.)</p>
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		<title>Wet Bird!</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/07/10/wet-bird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 16:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you have never been around pet birds, you may not know that many of them love showers. <a title="Welcoming Robin Hood the Red Lored Parrot" href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/06/27/welcoming-robin-hood-the-red-lored-parrot/">Robin Hood</a>, our Red Lored Amazon parrot, vociferously &#8220;reminds&#8221; me to take him along when I go for my morning shower by squawking, &#8220;Wet bird!&#8221; He does not really [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have never been around pet birds, you may not know that many of them <em>love</em> showers. <a title="Welcoming Robin Hood the Red Lored Parrot" href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/06/27/welcoming-robin-hood-the-red-lored-parrot/">Robin Hood</a>, our Red Lored Amazon parrot, vociferously &#8220;reminds&#8221; me to take him along when I go for my morning shower by squawking, &#8220;Wet bird!&#8221; He does not really care whether he gets his shower first or second but my shower always rates exuberant narration.</p>
<p>Robin Hood&#8217;s turn comes at the business end of a spray bottle full of warm water and does not end until the bottle is empty or my hand can&#8217;t handle any more trigger squeezing. The whole process is so boisterous with his shrieks and calls that our cat scampers from the bedroom to quieter parts of the house. And the result? Judge for yourself.</p>

<a href='http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/07/10/wet-bird/2011-07-10_10-51-59/' title='2011-07-10_10-51-59'><img width="150" height="99" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2011-07-10_10-51-59-150x99.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="2011-07-10_10-51-59" title="2011-07-10_10-51-59" /></a>
<a href='http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/07/10/wet-bird/2011-07-10_10-52-21/' title='2011-07-10_10-52-21'><img width="150" height="99" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2011-07-10_10-52-21-150x99.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="2011-07-10_10-52-21" title="2011-07-10_10-52-21" /></a>
<a href='http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/07/10/wet-bird/2011-07-10_10-52-23/' title='2011-07-10_10-52-23'><img width="150" height="99" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2011-07-10_10-52-23-150x99.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="2011-07-10_10-52-23" title="2011-07-10_10-52-23" /></a>

<p>After this, he sits in (or on) his cage, fluffs up, and looks very pleased with himself for several hours as he dries to a handsome cleanliness.</p>
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		<title>Welcoming Robin Hood the Red Lored Parrot</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/06/27/welcoming-robin-hood-the-red-lored-parrot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 13:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We have adopted a new family member, Robin Hood, the red lored Amazon parrot. Click the picture to see more photos and a video. Robin Hood is an absolute delight, loving attention and company but being (usually) patient when he does not get to be in the same room with us. Some of his favorite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 190px"><a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Animals/Parrots/17560205_Fwhpsk" target="_blank"><img title="Robin Hood on cage" src="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Animals/Parrots/i-DBNPfDG/0/S/2011-06-1418-22-43-S.jpg" alt="Robin Hood sitting on cage" width="180" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Robin Hood the Red Lored Parrot</p></div>
<p>We have adopted a new family member, Robin Hood, the red lored Amazon parrot. Click the picture to see more photos and a video. Robin Hood is an absolute delight, loving attention and company but being (usually) patient when he does not get to be in the same room with us. Some of his favorite activities seem to be having his head scritched (like a dog), standing on my dresser and throwing my comb on the floor (so I can retrieve it for another toss), and showers.</p>
<p>Whoever raised and trained him did a beautiful job socializing him. As long as new people move slowly, Robin Hood is happy to perch on anyone&#8217;s hand and chirple merrily away, holding up his end of the conversation with psitticine alacrity. He does not talk in recognizable English but that doesn&#8217;t bother him a bit. When we laugh, he gets all worked up and laughs with us (or has much to say about the joke). If Candy is in the other room and I raise my voice to talk to her, Robin Hood easily outdoes me in volume and verve.</p>
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		<title>Nikon 75-300mm f/4.5-5.6 AF Zoom Nikkor First Photos</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/06/08/nikon-75-300mm-f4-5-5-6-af-zoom-nikkor-first-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I just received my &#8220;new&#8221; Nikon 75-300mm f/4.5-5.6 AF Zoom Nikkor lens and here are a few of the first shots with the lens on my D90. All are hand held at 300mm. (Click on the slideshow to see larger versions.)</p> <p></p> <p>To say that I am pleased would be an understatement.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just received my &#8220;new&#8221; Nikon 75-300mm f/4.5-5.6 AF Zoom Nikkor lens and here are a few of the first shots with the lens on my D90. All are hand held at 300mm. (Click on the slideshow to see larger versions.)</p>
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<p>To say that I am pleased would be an understatement.</p>
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		<title>500 &amp; Counting!</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/06/01/500-counting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 00:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Communicating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I am tickled to share with you the news that this is my 500th posting here on <a href="/">CheerfulCurmudgeon.com</a>. I started this blog just over six years ago, in May 2005. Thank you for sharing the journey with me. I have enjoyed your feedback as comments, in email messages, and occasionally in person. I am [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am tickled to share with you the news that this is my 500th posting here on <a href="/">CheerfulCurmudgeon.com</a>. I started this blog just over six years ago, in May 2005. Thank you for sharing the journey with me. I have enjoyed your feedback as comments, in email messages, and occasionally in person. I am sure that the next 500 will be even more fun and I trust that we will still be together when the big 1,000 rolls around.</p>
<p>&#8211; Art Z.</p>
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		<title>Tulips in Holland, MI</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/05/31/tulips-in-holland-mi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 11:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>My father and step-mother took me to Holland, MI to see the tulips when I was a kid. I blazed away with my camera, gleefully shooting Kodachrome on a glorious sunny day. Ever since then, I have wanted to go back and I finally made it to the 2011 <a href="http://www.tuliptime.com/" target="_blank">Tulip Time Festival</a>. Here [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My father and step-mother took me to Holland, MI to see the tulips when I was a kid. I blazed away with my camera, gleefully shooting Kodachrome on a glorious sunny day. Ever since then, I have wanted to go back and I finally made it to the 2011 <a href="http://www.tuliptime.com/" target="_blank">Tulip Time Festival</a>. Here are a few of my shots. Click on them to see larger versions.</p>
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		<title>Shedd Aquarium Photos</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/05/25/shedd-aquarium-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 12:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Candy and I visited the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago recently. It&#8217;s a magic place well worth your time when you next get to the Windy City. Here are a few of my photos. You can also click through to <a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Animals/Shedd-Aquarium-2011/17123628_9Zx5Q5" target="_blank">see larger versions</a>.</p> <p></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Candy and I visited the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago recently. It&#8217;s a magic place well worth your time when you next get to the Windy City. Here are a few of my photos. You can also click through to <a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Animals/Shedd-Aquarium-2011/17123628_9Zx5Q5" target="_blank">see larger versions</a>.</p>
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		<title>Mom in Six Words</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/05/08/mom-in-six-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 14:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The New York Times contest http://nyti.ms/jrcSki inspired me, so here goes: six words about my mother:</p> <p>My greatest cheerleader never stopped believing.</p> <p>Mom&#8217;s love and food cure all.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The New York Times contest http://nyti.ms/jrcSki inspired me, so here goes: six words about my mother:</p>
<p>My greatest cheerleader never stopped believing.</p>
<p>Mom&#8217;s love and food cure all.</p>
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		<title>Stripes!</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/05/04/stripes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 21:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Our Fiat 500 is at least 30 MPH faster sitting in the driveway now that it has its racing stripes!</p> <p>Thanks to Mike at <a href="http://wickedstickers.com/" target="_blank">Wicked Stickers</a> for the great work.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our Fiat 500 is at <em>least</em> 30 MPH faster sitting in the driveway now that it has its racing stripes!</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 286px"><a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/16851823_jhjBnh#1277625223_FDM9pcq" target="_blank"><img title="Fiat 500 Racing Stripes" src="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/i-FDM9pcq/0/S/2011-05-04_15-54-40%20crop-S.jpg" alt="Fiat 500 Racing Stripes" width="276" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Fiat 500 Racing Stripes</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 209px"><a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/16851823_jhjBnh#1277755303_rVQpzbP" target="_blank"><img title="Fiat 500 Rear Stripe" src="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/i-rVQpzbP/0/S/2011-05-04_17-14-55-S.jpg" alt="Fiat 500 Rear Stripe" width="199" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Fiat 500 Rear Stripe</p></div>
<p>Thanks to Mike at <a href="http://wickedstickers.com/" target="_blank">Wicked Stickers</a> for the great work.</p>
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		<title>Cool Car &#8211; FIAT 500</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/05/02/cool-car-fiat-500/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 12:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Candy was thrilled to get her car earlier than expected, since I got home on Saturday night instead of Sunday. (Sure, she claimed that she was happy to see me but I know the truth.) We waited until daylight to take this picture and you can still see that &#8220;FIAT Grin.&#8221;</p> <p>I had been calling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Candy was thrilled to get her car earlier than expected, since I got home on Saturday night instead of Sunday. (Sure, she claimed that she was happy to see me but I know the truth.) We waited until daylight to take this picture and you can still see that &#8220;FIAT Grin.&#8221;</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/16851823_jhjBnh#1273415371_gL2fV3w"><img title="Candy with her FIAT 500" src="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/i-gL2fV3w/0/S/2011-05-01_08-02-40-S.jpg" alt="Candy with her FIAT 500" width="400" height="266" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Candy with her FIAT 500</p></div>
<p>I had been calling her frequently during my drive, updating her on cool stuff that I discovered, including:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.blueandme.net/blueandme/index.aspx?brand=fga&amp;lang=en" target="_blank">Blue &amp; Me</a> hooked up to my Android phone via Bluetooth, letting me dial the phone and talk to Candy without taking my hands off the steering wheel. I needed only touch one button with my left thumb and say, &#8220;Call Candy Zemon.&#8221; The car would inquire, &#8220;Call Candy Zemon on cell?&#8221; I would respond, &#8220;Yes&#8221; and my phone would then dial. As I chatted merrily with no else in the car, I hearkened back to my early days wearing a Bluetooth headset for my phone, when I would have conversations with thin air as I walked across parking lots. Blue &amp; Me works with Candy&#8217;s Palm Pre, too.</p>
<p>The beautiful pairing of the MultiAir 1.4L engine with the six speed automatic transmission provided plenty of power up through (and past) 90 MPH, even when climbing steep grades in the Rocky Mountains east of Salt Lake City. Since this is Candy&#8217;s car, we got it with the automatic transmission instead of the manual. I had worried that the automatic would destroy much of the car&#8217;s spunkiness but I was wrong. The FIAT 500 is every bit as zippy and fun to drive with the automatic as with the stick.</p>
<p>This <a href="http://www.fptmultiair.com/" target="_blank">MultiAir</a> engine, by the way, controls power by managing the amount that the intake valves open and not with a throttle plate. FIAT claims that this improves both power and fuel economy by about 10%. I think it is magic to have an engine without cam shafts in which the valve timing and the amount that the valves open can both be varied under computer control.</p>
<p>Pressing the &#8220;Sport&#8221; button on the dash turns the FIAT 500 into a whole different car. The automatic transmission upshifts at the merest hint of pressure on the throttle pedal, the steering stiffens, and the suspension firms up. Sport mode would be perfect for cranking through twisty roads or an autocross but it was not right for an interstate road trip so I left it off most of the time.</p>
<p>The car felt rock solid and steady even at highway speeds and with strong, gusty winds (38 MPH gusting 46 MPH in North Platte, NE, for example). Most of the time, the wind did not even make the car shift around on the road. Occasionally, I could feel the car rock a bit but I never had to make those nervous steering corrections that I expected would be required.</p>
<p>If the windshield wipers are on and you shift into reverse, the FIAT 500 automatically activates the rear wiper when you take your foot off the gas.</p>
<p>Using the menu system on the dashboard, I was able to turn on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daytime_running_lamp" target="_blank">daytime running lights</a> any time the car is started. Europeans and Canadians have had this feature for years and it has proven to improve safety. I have always been surprised that all American cars don&#8217;t have this feature.</p>
<p>Switching from my MGB to my Miata gave me all of the fun with the ease-of-use and reliability that I had come to expect from modern cars. The FIAT 500 keeps the fun (it drives almost exactly like the Miata) while adding the convenience of an automatic transmission and the electronic doo-dads of the 21st century.</p>
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		<title>FIAT 500 Joins Our Family</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/05/01/fiat-500-joins-our-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 12:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A feisty yellow FIAT 500 Sport joined our family on Friday. I picked it up from FIAT of Salt Lake City after an on-line chat with Shane revealed a car on their lot configured just like Candy and I had been prepared to special order.</p> <p>After a tough week at work, I had the &#8220;chore&#8221; of taking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A feisty yellow FIAT 500 Sport joined our family on Friday. <img src='http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I picked it up from FIAT of Salt Lake City after an on-line chat with Shane revealed a car on their lot configured just like Candy and I had been prepared to special order.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/16851823_jhjBnh#1272255504_GJ5Wbkj" target="_blank"><img title="Art with FIAT 500" src="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/i-GJ5Wbkj/0/S/2011-04-29%2010.38.26-S.jpg" alt="Grinning like a fool with our new FIAT 500" width="400" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Grinning like a fool with our new FIAT 500</p></div>
<p>After a tough week at work, I had the &#8220;chore&#8221; of taking Friday as vacation, flying to Salt Lake City, picking up the car and driving it home.</p>
<div id="attachment_1387" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/map.png" target="_blank"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1387" title="FIAT 500 road trip home" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/map-300x124.png" alt="Map of route from Salt Lake City to St. Charles, MO" width="300" height="124" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Route from Salt Lake City to our home</p></div>
<p>I have to admit to being a little bit nervous about a road trip in a tiny car, brand spanking new from the dealership. I need not have been. The FIAT 500 is an absolute delight to drive. Like the TARDIS, there must be some weird pan-dimensional physics going on because there is way more room inside than there should be. As for power, despite the FIAT 500&#8242;s small motor, just 1.4L, the car had no trouble accelerating to (and through) 85 MPH and cruised neatly at speeds well over 80 MPH all the way across Wyoming and Nebraska. I had strong, gusty winds the whole way but the car felt rock solid. Aided a bit by the tailwind, I drove 1,344 miles home on 39.7 gallons of gas, netting 33.9 MPG with the vast majority of the trip between 80 and 85 MPH!</p>
<p>Being an all interstate trip, I had few chances to do much besides drive straight ahead. I had been worried that the automatic transmission that Candy wanted would destroy the spunky fun of the car but I was wrong; the FIAT 500 is just as much fun with the 6-speed automatic as with the 5-speed manual gearbox. It shifts neatly and reasonably quickly so there were rarely times when I wished for the clutch pedal.</p>
<p>Here are a few more photos (click through for a photo gallery with larger images).</p>
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<p>I do need to leave you with one caution. If you are considering a FIAT 500 for your own family, brush up on your parallel parking skills. It&#8217;s tough.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/16851823_jhjBnh#1272255941_2QRqbtx" target="_blank"><img title="FIAT 500 shoehorned into a parallel parking space" src="http://gallery.wonderart.us/Cars/Fiat-500/i-2QRqbtx/0/S/2011-04-29%2013.29.14-S.jpg" alt="FIAT 500 shoehorned into a parallel parking space" width="400" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">FIAT 500 shoehorned into a parallel parking space</p></div>
<p>Read more in this <a title="Cool Car – FIAT 500" href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/05/02/cool-car-fiat-500/">follow-on posting about the FIAT 500</a>.</p>
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		<title>Stealth Elk</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2011/04/01/stealth-elk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Who knew? Apparently there is another kind of elk, the <a title="Stealth Elk" href="http://StealthElk.com/" target="_blank">Stealth Elk</a>, which few people have heard of and fewer have seen. Not only is there still a small population in north America but some have even been imported to my home state of Missouri. And, for all you hunters out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knew? Apparently there is another kind of elk, the <strong><a title="Stealth Elk" href="http://StealthElk.com/" target="_blank">Stealth Elk</a></strong>, which few people have heard of and fewer have seen. Not only is there still a small population in north America but some have even been imported to my home state of Missouri. And, for all you hunters out there, hunting them is not only a challenge but completely legal. See the <a title="Stealth Elk" href="http://StealthElk.com/" target="_blank">StealthElk.com</a> web site for all the details.</p>
<p>I have just one question: if there are only 7,500 animals extant, as the Stealth Elk web site claims, why aren&#8217;t they protected?</p>
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		<title>Geezer Tech</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2010/12/23/geezer-tech/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The discussion on one of my favorite mailing lists has turned toward nostalgic reminisces of the golden days of technology, including antique floppy disks and RT-11 cheat sheets. Scott Adams then made my morning with this strip (and a very merry Christmas to you, Scott!):</p> <p><a title="Dilbert.com" href="http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-12-23/" target="_blank"></a></p> <p>Since I can&#8217;t fight it, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The discussion on one of my favorite mailing lists has turned toward nostalgic reminisces of the golden days of technology, including antique floppy disks and RT-11 cheat sheets. Scott Adams then made my morning with this strip (and a very merry Christmas to you, Scott!):</p>
<p><a title="Dilbert.com" href="http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-12-23/" target="_blank"><img src="http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/00000/8000/700/108771/108771.strip.gif" border="0" alt="Dilbert.com" width="100%" /></a></p>
<p>Since I can&#8217;t fight it, I might as well wallow in it. Here is my contribution to this week&#8217;s geezer tech. Yes, I really did use this IBM System/370 Reference Summary card. Yes, it really is still sitting around on my desk. No, I don&#8217;t know why. (Click to see it larger.)</p>
<div id="attachment_1325" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 335px"><a href="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/IBM-370-reference.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1325 " title="System/370 Reference Summary" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/IBM-370-reference-300x235.jpg" alt="System/370 Reference Summary" width="325" height="235" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">System/370 Reference Summary card from 1974</p></div>
<p>Today&#8217;s quiz, for all you young whipper-snappers: Implement the call stack on the IBM-370 which (as you will have noticed upon your first inspection) lacks machine instructions for either PUSH or POP.</p>
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		<title>CIA WTF?!</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2010/12/22/cia-wtf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 22:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>From the it-makes-me-proud-to-be-a-taxpayer department comes the news, reported by the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/21/AR2010122104599.html" target="_blank">Washington Post</a>, that the CIA has launched a task force to asses the impact of the <a href="http://wikileaks.ch/" target="_blank">WikiLeaks</a> exposure of hundreds of thousands of US diplomatic cables. And the name of the task force (drum roll, please) is: WikiLeaks Task Force! Yup, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the <em>it-makes-me-proud-to-be-a-taxpayer</em> department comes the news, reported by the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/21/AR2010122104599.html" target="_blank">Washington Post</a>, that the CIA has launched a task force to asses the impact of the <a href="http://wikileaks.ch/" target="_blank">WikiLeaks</a> exposure of hundreds of thousands of US diplomatic cables. And the name of the task force (drum roll, please) is: WikiLeaks Task Force! Yup, you read it right: <strong>WTF</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Software Jobs</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2010/10/10/software-jobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 12:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>By day, I own a software company and occasionally write software. Wally, Dilbert&#8217;s friend, reveals all about my job in today&#8217;s strip.</p> <p>Click the image to read the whole comic. The disturbing question is: Which job do I hold???</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By day, I own a software company and occasionally write software. Wally, Dilbert&#8217;s friend, reveals all about my job in today&#8217;s strip.</p>
<div id="attachment_1290" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-10-10/" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-1290 " title="Dilbert strip" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dilbert.gif" alt="First two frames of today's Dilbert comic strip" width="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The pointy haired boss and Wally begin to discuss software jobs.</p></div>
<p>Click the image to read the whole comic. The disturbing question is: Which job do I hold???</p>
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		<title>Cluster Ballooning</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2010/08/19/cluster-ballooning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jonathan Trappe has discovered real flying, under a cluster of helium balloons. He took off from Oshkosh, Wisconsin last month, flew across Lake Michigan (overnight), and landed in Michigan, near Kalamazoo.</p> <p></p> <p>Sign me up! This looks like more fun than a barrel of monkeys.</p> <p>[Updated 8/19/2010 to insert a missing title.]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jonathan Trappe has discovered <em>real</em> flying, under a cluster of helium balloons. He took off from Oshkosh, Wisconsin last month, flew across Lake Michigan (overnight), and landed in Michigan, near Kalamazoo.</p>
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<p>Sign me up! This looks like more fun than a barrel of monkeys.</p>
<p><em>[Updated 8/19/2010 to insert a missing title.]</em></p>
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		<title>Aged on the Best Authority</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2010/07/16/aged-on-the-best-authority/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I have been walking regularly for over a year and have lost almost 30 pounds. Now I want to start running and the calcified structure within my skull nudged me and suggested that a little research might be in order before I hit the pavement. I checked the library and discovered that the authority record [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been walking regularly for over a year and have lost almost 30 pounds. Now I want to start running and the calcified structure within my skull nudged me and suggested that a little research might be in order before I hit the pavement. I checked the library and discovered that the <em>authority record</em> for grey beards in my age bracket is <em>Running for the aged</em>.</p>
<div id="attachment_1181" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 488px"><a href="http://authorities.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?RefCodes=2&amp;ref=1&amp;hd=1,92&amp;SEQ=20100716132534&amp;Search_Arg=running&amp;Search_Code=SHED_&amp;CNT=100&amp;PID=pBEUY9cJMTwz0pu9HSn_cX4qo-&amp;SID=4" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-1181 " title="running for the aged" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/running-for-the-aged.png" alt="&quot;Running for the Aged&quot; subject heading" width="478" height="346" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Running for the Aged&quot; Library of Congress subject authority record</p></div>
<p>Aged?!?! Me? Hope springs eternal, though. At the Library of Congress, hope takes the form of the &#8220;see: Running for older people&#8221; line. I was sure that if I checked that record, it would unequivocally exclude me.</p>
<div id="attachment_1182" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 488px"><a href="http://authorities.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?AuthRecID=4891318&amp;v2=1&amp;HC=1&amp;SEQ=20100716132335&amp;PID=ktaBN4qyPrY0m45fWigjMx1azL" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-1182 " title="running for older people" src="http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/running-for-older-people-e1279302699754.png" alt="&quot;Running for older people&quot; subject heading" width="478" height="397" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Running for older people&quot; Library of Congress subject authority record</p></div>
<p>Sadly, it unequivocally includes me. But on the bright side, I now have it on two of the best authorities in the world, the US Congress and the US Congress&#8217; library, that I am officially aged. Wisdom must certainly arrive soon.</p>
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		<title>Ross Sisters, Singing Contortionists</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2010/04/26/ross-sisters-singing-contortionists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Truly amazing. The song lasts one minute and then, well, just watch.</p> <p></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Truly amazing. The song lasts one minute and then, well, just watch.</p>
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		<title>Free Airplane Rides</title>
		<link>http://cheerfulcurmudgeon.com/2010/04/18/free-airplane-rides/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 13:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Art Zemon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Aviation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Kids of all ages love airplane rides, especially when they get to be in the front seat of a small plane and get to take the controls and do some of the piloting. Have you ever heard the buzz of an airplane overhead, stopped what you were doing, and stared up at the plane? Perhaps [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kids of all ages love airplane rides, especially when they get to be in the front seat of a small plane and get to take the controls and do some of the piloting. Have you ever heard the buzz of an airplane overhead, stopped what you were doing, and stared up at the plane? Perhaps pointed it out to your son or niece or neighbor kid and reminisced about that time when&#8230;?</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 176px"><img title="girl after young eagles flight" src="http://www.youngeagles.org/images/parents/default-7.jpg" alt="Famous Young Eagle Flight Grin" width="166" height="254" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Famous Young Eagle Flight Grin</p></div>
<p>One way to get a free airplane ride is to show up at a <a href="http://www.youngeagles.org/" target="_blank">Young Eagles</a> event at your local airport. Yesterday, over 60 kids got rides at <a href="http://airnav.com/airport/kset" target="_blank">St. Charles Smartt Airport</a>, courtesy of <a href="http://www.eaa32.org/" target="_blank">EAA Chapter 32</a> and several volunteer pilots (your&#8217;s truly included). Price of admission: zero. Requirements: be between the ages of 8 and 17. Guaranteed result: huge grins all around.</p>
<p>Do you want to arrange a Young Eagles flight? Call your local <a href="http://www.youngeagles.org/programs/youngeagles/requestflight.asp" target="_blank">Young Eagles coordinator</a>. Since the program started in 1992, over 1.5 million kids have gotten airborne. These days, in addition to the flight, each kid gets his own logbook in which to record the flight (and future ones), a certificate for free internet ground school training, and access to <a href="http://www.YoungEagles.com/" target="_blank">www.YoungEagles.com</a> which is full of tons of cool stuff.</p>
<p>You can also simply drive out to your local airport, wander around, and talk to people. Here in St. Charles, MO (where I live), we have three visitor-friendly airports: <a href="http://www.airnav.com/airport/3sq" target="_blank">St. Charles Municipal Airport</a>, <a href="http://www.airnav.com/airport/KSET" target="_blank">St. Charles Smartt Airport</a>, and <a href="http://www.airnav.com/airport/1H0" target="_blank">Creve Coeur Airport</a>. Wander by any on a nice day and you are guaranteed to find pilots who are more than willing to talk and answer questions. You can probably even cadge a ride, just by asking.</p>
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