Cheerful Curmudgeon

As a home office worker, I about fell out of my chair when I read this list from TopFive.com

1. Unlike your co-workers, your kids are smart enough not to buy your cover story of “naughty copier elves” when they find your butt-scans.
2. Every office has at least one total a-hole, and you’re the only one there. You do the math.
3. Productivity has dropped now that you are the target of your sexual-harrassment shenanigans, as you’re having to take multiple masturbation breaks a day.
4. Distracted by all the weeds, horses and wide-open spaces, you just nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
5. Your wife is starting to resent being referred to as “that slut in Accounting.”

If you like this list, go check out TopFive.com for more great humor.